Hi! I'm Cracker. I'm six years old, and I control the vertical and horizontal in my house.

"Protect your Lab. Never let anyone slap at, growl at, push at your dog.
Always require everyone to treat your dog as you do, with consideration and love."
(Cracker)

"If you can actually count your money, then you are not really a rich man."
(J. Paul Getty)

"Politics...impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies."
(Rudyard Kipling)