The following is the complete set of Tiltological Titles (Non-tiltological
titles are also available):
Missy of No Title, Subscriber of Mailing Lists, Appreciatrix of the
Totality, Knight Errant of the KNIFE RACK!, Ablative Absolute to the Stars,
Holder of the Holy and Sacred Impending Ticker Tape Parade, VAXen Vixen,
and No Battering Rams Included!
This first one is merely the NAME of Aaron's title. His actual title
has not been mentioned. "Aaron ( New Convert
) Dunlop, Man Who Has The Misfortune To Be Around When I Think Of Neat
Disk Ideas, Upholder of the Semaphores, Secret Spy to Those We're Secretly
Spying On (You Didn't Think We'd Give THAT Away, Did You?), and Grand Plenimpotentiary
Extra-ordinary To All Five Dimensional Galaxies We Haven't Discovered Yet.
WHEEEE!"
Chiaroscuro, Great-grand-nephew of the Wonder Squirrel, who doth lead
the Twinkie Team out of the darkness to victory. HOHO of OBO (Honorary
Outer Head of the Order, Ordo Bill Orientis - aka Order of the Rising Bill)
Jane "Insert Middle
Name Here" Patters[on]; Denizen of the Depths of the Asylum; Pope
in her Own Thyme; Accumulatrix of Titles; Eater of the Occassional Frozen
Pizza; and The Final Clause of Jane's Title, Courtesy of the Person Douglas
Hofstadter Says Douglas Hofstadter Is. "Her High-and-Mightyness Alabastrozenithenia,
Priestess of the Large Cheese Biscuit, and Nomad of the Raptured Dessert
[sic]."
David "B."
Elliot, Priestess of the Reasonable Computer from the Unreasonable
Company, Mr. The Other One, !Poofter of the HyperFleece, Captain Enclosure
of Fencer's Anonymous, Eggo my Lego and Eight for the Stainless Steel Fruitbat.
Nyuck.
Eric Prime/Eric S. Patterson, Remote Grand High Priestess MinniMunniDisnoTron,
Arbiter of the Flaxen Cleese, and Protector of the Middle Name
Christian Hampson, Sir Surra Surra, Sussurator of Sibilance, Savior
of Cynicism, Shouter of Slack, Yea and Have You Heard About the Astrophysicists
Jason Packer, Sir Front-End
the Munificent, Defender of Pascal, Industrialist of Hereticism and Bulwark
of Stochasticity.
Peter Dudey,
"Bob, our Man on the Street, and Priestess of the Ice Cream Sandwich,
Can I Interest You in One."
Kathy Burk, "Lady K of Karanthekos, Possessotrix of the Cool Title,
Our Watcher of the Sacred Iceburg of Wanna-Wanna-Kioolabug, and Patroness
of Those Who Lurk Among Us."
Chris Tilton, "Vraxen Throo, Commander of all the Armies of the
Undead, Not-so-undead, and merely Re-heated; Second of the Clan McTilt;
McGarnicle for Hire and Simpson for Sale; Holder of the Sacred Mac Classic;
and alternate source of Vitamin X."
Ralph Melton, "Minister of Transportation, the Truthful Artificer,
Holder of the Plan that is the Same As Last Night's Plan, Enabler of the
Giant Squishing Sound from Anthrax III, Lord Sequiter, and Regent of the
Free Anarchist State of Royalists."
And of course, Tilt himself has been given
a title, by the leader of the People's Antarctic Revolutionary front:
Some people were inspired by this show of eschatonic entelechism, and
sent in their own titles. Here they are, chiseled in bits of glorious HTML:
Bill "the Divine"
Hovingh, to be known as Dr. Bonzo the Mad Cynic, Grand Inquisitor of
Boulder, Chief Clinician of the Mental Health Prevention Center, High ReImaginer
of NonExistentialism, and General-Assembly-Moderator-for-Life of the Tilted
School Presbytoopian Church in the United States of America (GAMfL-TSPC(USA)).
The Left Majestic PaulWay, Holder of the Long Thin Green Pentagonal
Thing With Two Holes And Many Little Knobbly Bits, Illumined Believer of
Eris, and known to other people as He Of The Revolving Foont. (paulway@jolt.mpx.com.au)
St. Yusuke Fenderson MacDougall (HSH, SRK, SB), Burnt Yo-Yo of Clasp,
High Priest of Megaboz, Neo-Tokyo Curator, The Guy Who Does Four-Hit Piledriver
Combos, The Heighly Sinical Won and son of a genuine (!) Thrice-Illustrious
Past Master of the Masonic Lodge. (mmacdougall@mail.millikin.edu)
Last modified: October 28, 1996
Originally compiled by Jane
Patterson. Taken over by Eric Tilton (tilt+@cs.cmu.edu)
on October 21, 1995.