Shlonglor's War 2 page

Today is Tuesday, May 28, 1996.

The current time is 4:35:58 a.m. (Eastern)

Last Updated 5/25/96

I'm working on some programs that deny people access to my page. So you might get various errors and nasty messages. Don't worry, you haven't done anything wrong. It's just the program I'm working on.
Messages

Watch out for geeks impersonating me on Kali. There is only one Shlonglor and that is the one with #3811 for a Kali Reg number. If you don't know, do a /whois or ask the reg number.

One real jerk to watch out for is #11675. This idiot usually has "COW" in his name. MADCOW. He is a jerk and a complete moron. On top of that, he has a 1000 ping. You play him and you will have a 1 second delay.

5/7 I'm moving around all my strategy stuff so my guide is a big mess. Watch out.

5/22 James Sanchez finished his Spanish Sound effects. Get them on my Download page.

5/23 I will be leaving for the summer probably next wensday. Before I do that, I hope to get the Italian and French sound effects up and do a bunch of work on my strategy and a few other pages. I will not be updating the page till I get back and there really isn't anything I or you can do about it. It's just fact. By the time I get back, I expect War 2 will be old news anyway. My page will probably remain up during the summer unless my school messes with my account.

5/26 hey MechWarrior: Yes Warp(Warpmaster) is my roommate and yes high resources is for losers. To bad Warp dropped because you were dead :)

5/26 The italian sound effects are on my download page.

Other Language Versions of War2.

I was wondering if anyone has a French version of War2? If you own a French version of War2, please, please, email me. I am interested in obtaining the French Sound effects for War 2.

War 2 Kali players list

Orcs vs Humans

First read my view.

See why the Orcs are the best See why the Humans are the best

{ Introduction to my War 2 page. } { Warcraft 2 Features. } { Overview of Warcraft 2. }
{ Orc Attack Units. } { Orc Buildings. } { Orc Spells. }
{ Orc Unit Prices. } { Orc Building Prices. } { Orc Upgrades. } { Orc Unit Stats. }
{ Human Attack Units. } { Human Buildings. } { Human Spells. } { Human Stats. }
{ Shlonglor's War 2 Stories. } { Shlonglor's War 2 Strategies. }
{ Maps on the CD. } { About the Expansion pack } { Good Expansion Pack Maps. }
{ Downloads. } { Puds. } { Warcraft 2 on Kali. } { Learn about Kali. }
{ FAQ. } { Bugs with War 2. } { War 2 Glossary. }
Web Browsers. This page has been tested with Os/2's WebExplorer 1.03. Other browsers should work as well, but no guarantees. occasionally, when I'm forced to, I look at the page with Netscape and fix everything.

Why not netscape? Why use the beta of vcrs? Because the Shlongster refuses to sell out. I'm not going to sell out to the MAN (Microsoft). If I were to use Netscape I would have to spend hours and hours in Windows. I try, if possible, to spend as less time in windows as possible. 1 hour a month is too much for me. I hate Microsoft so much that my original plan was to make a Microsoft Hate page. But then Warcraft 2 came along :)
Look at Micro$oft's Slogan

Warning: There are about 6 computers that have to be working for this page to work. If anyone of them goes down, the whole page goes down. So If the page is not working, as in not loading up, that is probably one of the computers down. Which happens a lot.
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