NT Chicken
Will cross the road in June; no, in August. September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken
It tried to cross the road several times, still having driver troubles

Win 95 Chicken
You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like... chicken.

Microsoft Chicken (TM)
It's already on both sides of the road. And, anyway, it just *bought* the road.

Unix Chicken
There's no real reason to cross the road. Just make a symbolic link to the chicken anywhere you want it to be.

OOP Chicken
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

Assembler Chicken
First it builds the road ... one stone at a time.

C Chicken
It crosses the road without looking both ways.

C++ Chicken
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

VB Chicken
USHighways!TheRoad cross (aChicken)

Delphi Chicken
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

Java Chicken
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download a chicken to the other side.

Web Chicken
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

Gopher Chicken
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

Newton Chicken
Can't cluck, can't fly and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.

Cray Chicken
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

Quantum Logic Chicken
The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.

Lotus Chicken
Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!

Mac Chicken
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.