Kyley Chapman
As useful as a soggy digestive
Slapdash, careless and harebrained, Kyley is to HTML coding what rain is to a picnic. Her Web pages make a four day stint at the World String Observing Championships seem interesting, and sums like 1+1=2 seem complex. Mind you she'd probably get the sum wrong. Her only saving grace is the fact that coming in as late as she does, and leaving as early, she's rarely around to irritate and annoy.