John Barnes
The mighty bunghole
John is responsible for the development of the VNU New Media unit, though using words like 'responsible' in this context shows flagrant disregard for the English language. He's also almost entirely to blame for the creation of the dullest cartoon in the world - the Stoney Blokes - perhaps his proudest achievement. John likes aeroplanes and dislikes people who put biographies of themselves on their Web sites. He holds the world record for repeating a single phrase - "I am Cornholio" - 1.63 million times.