New Media: Who cares?
I mean honestly... what possible interest could the world at large find in pathetic little facts about the men and women who daily struggle to bring you the Room? With our editorial skill and efficiency on a par with that of a 3-day old roadkill, probably nothing, in fact certainly nothing.

However, on the other hand, if you do take the time to read what we have to say about ourselves, you will find your life enriched in countless small ways; not least because of the sheer silken pleasure to be gained from perusing such flawless prose.

On the other other hand, it probably isn't worth bothering with Julian Patterson's effort. He is such a fantastically conceited bloke he will take any opportunity to blow his own trumpet*).