Liberties aren't all you've been taking lately. Impish Mars vies with mellow Venus till the 22nd, then prevails in the month's last days. Everyone pinches stationery, especially stuff they don't need; paper clips, window envelopes, staples and Tippex. But your move into the big-time isn't well-starred. A Sagittarian security guard has noticed the indecent lumps in your duffle bag; soon the lumps match missing phones, faxes and modems. Don't say you weren't warned.

Bob's Career Tip: Kevin in the Printshop'll take the lot off your hands for a ton, but do it by the 29th.