You and that one from Personnel with the ear-rings and the boots are taking a chance. The Moon and Pluto are iffily conjoined, so check the lock on the stationery store, turn the volume down or just keep it in your trousers till home-time. Mercury retrograde highlights your profligacy; yes, peers laugh when you impersonate the supervisor; yes, you're always last home on Friday nights, but if you had a tenner for every decent day's work you've done, you'd have an overdraft. Next year they begin 'rationalising'.

Bob's Career Tip: Not everyone thinks strippergrams are a hoot.