Jupiter enters your sign;its clash with Venus, your ruler, means you're more likely than ever to be having the Fib family over for tea. And this time it's not just those tactful, tiny Libran white lies.

Recognise any of these?

• "Yeah, sure, I lift weights two or three times a week"
• "This? Oh, just a scratch, I sorted out some trouble outside the pub on Friday"
• "I don't think I've ever seen such gorgeous eyes."

• you help with the dishes
• you tripped over your son's Pingu
• and you're unfaithful.

Anything suede needs to be waterproofed by the 27th. Beware of dogs with long names.