Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
Mars in big boots runs amok through your chart,
so shut it and listen because your judgment's gone AWOL and you've
bought a one-way ticket for the fast train to Slap C
ity.
- do not return to that pub by the park where you laughed at the bloke
who put Toto on the juke-box. That song is his and Bev's and he
remembers you.
- drive like that and wear those shades and
a Taurus in a Transit will shatter your windscreen with a jack.
- Oh, and take the piss out of your girlfriend again for taping
Casualty and she'll split your lip. She really will.
Beware of overusing the word 'liverish'.
Your lucky cartoon bird is Foghorn Leghorn.
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