U nlike lesser astrologists, Janet Planet won't pander to fads, be they 'breakdancing', 'yoghurt' or 'deely-boppers'. But all Capris could use some shape 'n' tone work.

It's not personal; Venus and Pluto have anchored you to the beanbag lately, eating puddings and feeling uncomfy and fluid-retaining. Buy stout shoes before the 11th; start walking, work up to running and, Ta-Daa!, by May you'll pass for Cindy's twin.

Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20

For the serious, try my "Heavenly Bottoms & Celestial Chests", the definitive star-sign video work- out, (and see gorgeous guest star David Mellor work up a sweat!).