Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20		Toasting fork! Toasting fork! Yeah, right. Venus schmenus. I know stuff because I look at the skies and feel it.I mean REALLY FEEL IT. Till it hurts, sometimes.
Oh, I've got charts; sure, I've got fancy coloured pens and volumes of medieval gibberish and I can do maths and dates and times but you know, that means NOTHING compared to the visceral stuff, compared to standing naked on the moonlit Mendips and really FEELING the pull of Saturn and sensing the Earth TREMBLE to its very self.		Know what I mean? Well, what do you want to KNOW, Aries? One day you'll die. IS THAT OK?