You'll feel like you've been possessed by the devil. Sicking up your dinner for yards, weeing on friends, making children cry, talking in tongues like Tom Waits. Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
December
You might think it's funny or clever (OR BOTH!) but it's plain silly and upsetting and if you think goat's blood rinses off Draylon then

THINK AGAIN MATEY.

I'll tell you why Lucifer was cast out of heaven in the first place, shall I? For being SELFISH and MAKING WORK FOR OTHERS. All the unpleasantness came later. One day you're not using coasters, next thing you know you're the hub of world evil. So think on.