You're a regular Morse surrounded by dullard Plods, aren't you? A veritable month in Umbria besieged by day-trips to Whitstable. Not this month you're not. Call it the last quarter moon or the effect of Pluto in potent Virgo, but get to the bus station fast because your taste and refinement are leaving. Special December Sensation: Burning .

TAURUS
Apr 21 - May 21
There'll be a boxed set of 'Classical Lite' in your lounge, potted meats in your kitchen, an Archer on your shelves and a checkout operative dropping fag-ash on your grey-striped duvet cover.

Just take a look at yourself.