A rare aspect between Mercury and Jupiter points to all things olfactory. It'll feel like your belly, brain and wedding-tackle are jostling for house-room just north of your nostrils. Curries never smelt so tempting, nappies never smelt so bad , and the opposite sex wafts by in a delicious fug of hormones, musk and warm duvet.
But remember, it passes with the planets, so go easy or you'll end December with painful memories and a houseful of josticks, marmite and those whiffy marker pens . Caravan-owners should consider selling soon. Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20

Special December Pet: Terrapin.