An apology

But business is business, and unwillingly, our regret tinged with sorrow, we have been forced to have Bob summarily dismissed and ejected from the building. Our empathy for his plight and mental turmoil is unbounded, particularly as we have been forced to seize his assets and reposses his house as compensation for the obligations in his contract that he has been unable to fulfill. Despite the fact that Bob's last horoscopes clearly show signs of how badly Bob has lost it, we have decided to keep them up in the Room, because after all, we have paid for them, and money is money.

On a more cheerful note, we have secured the services of the well-known psychic and top mystic and medium Janet Planet, and from next month she will be taking over Bob's duties. Her professionalism is beyond reproach and we won't have any weirdo prophesies or tearful wobblies and tantrums from her, no sir. So, we can all look forward to next month's paranormal predictions, laid out to our usual high standards, with lovely (and expensive) new graphics.

And good luck Bob, we say, in whichever doorway or arch you end up gibbering under. Maybe next time you'll be able see something like this coming and do something to avoid it instead of going off the deep end, you psychically blind, incompetent loony.