So if you believe you know what certain products in a shopping trolley say about the person wheeling it, let us know. Here are a few examples to get you started.
Own-brand cat food:
"Kitty won't know the difference. I'm a hopeless optimist."
Mixed herb tofu burgers:
"My body is a temple."
Cellophane-wrapped chopped lettuce:
"I have no knife at home."
Bulgarian red, reduced from ú2.49 to ú2.19:
"This should get me drunk."
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter:
"Where my arm bends is my arse and that large round thing behind me is my elbow."
And so on. 