You know how sometimes things just get on your nerves; like when there's a hole in the floorboards and you've dropped your only lighter down it, and you really want a cigarette and you can still see the lighter, glinting enticingly at you and if you reach down with two forks into the hole, you can just about grab it but every time you start to lift it out, it falls out of the forks and nestles back down among dust and other crap? No? Then you are probably some kind of hippy, and if you look hard enough, someone's bound to have written something in here having a go at you, you shiftless lazy scrounger. Get your hair cut and get a job! So, check out the rants...
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