Start at the bottom, they said. Get a grounding in all areas and then work your way up, they said. There's no fast-track to success, they said. THEY, Taurus, are management Virgos with share-option packages and parking slots for company Audis. Wise up; the full moon in your 4th house after the 11th signals assertiveness, so cancel plans to have WELCOME tattooed down your back and to lie naked just inside the office door. Looks like some ass needs to be kicked, and the kickee's not going to be Taurean.

Bob's Career Tip: A medicated shampoo wouldn't go amiss.