Jupiter's been accent ing your friendships just lately and you may wish it hadn't bothered.

The word among your friends, Sags, is 'mercenary'. The other one is 'tight'. That's T-I-G-H-T. They're not always as keen as you think to hear how your PEPs are doing or about the deal you got on your new car or updates on your shares' performance.

Newly-arrived Pluto signals tough choices.

• Get out more and buy the occasional round; or
• stay the way you are, they're all just jealous. You can always ask your portfolio out for a drink.

An electric appliance bought in Wales is faultily earthed.