When Mars gets its teeth into a sign like this, it often feels like the best bet would be long hibernation and a tenner on things being better when you wake up.

Jupiter rising lends vital perspective;
your partner left you,
the roof's buggered,
your boss thinks you're useless,
City went down,
the bank's losing patience
and the dog has a growth on her neck.

The main thing is, you've still got your health. Who knows what's round the next corner though, eh?

Wait a while before you book next year's holiday. Everything in the kitchen this month is AMAZING; your strudel never tasted so good!

Your lucky eggs are free-range.