PSYCHIC BOB'S BIRTHDAY SPOTLIGHT: LIBRA'S December IN FOCUS
Tues 1st: A lecture from someone in uniform. Spiteful lies told by a child will leave you feeling strangely hollow.

Wed 2nd: Neptune looks iffy for health, eat less soft cheese.
Thurs 3rd - Monday 7th: Talk about a freewheelin' jivetalkin' highlivin' everlovin' kinda cat! A lifetime in five days is what your stars say; expect tears of joy and sadness, bliss, agony, shock, relief, self-hatred, sexual ecstasy, queasiness, fatigue, an itchy scalp and an unpleasant gagging sensation.

Tues 8th - Fri 11th: Mellow Pluto cools you right down, a relative's delighted with a gift. Why not take up fishing?

Sat 12th: Work with metal brings its own re wards.

Sun 13th: A social whi rl, but keep tissues handy in case of nosebleeds.

Mon 14th - Mon 21st: Not one of those weeks you're destined to remember. Concentrate on small chores, money matters and channelling your aggression beneficially.

Tues 22nd: Ruling Venus brightens your seventh house, but a dearly loved aunt dies all the same.

Wed 23rd: A great day for gardeners, but Uranus spells disaster for golfers and light aircraft pilots.

Thurs 24th - Sun 26th: According to these charts, not a thing will happen to you at this time. Not even a head cold.

Sun 27th - Wed 31st: Back go the clocks; time for an emotional 'spring' clean. Arrange for some therapy, write to your ex- partner, tell your boss what you think. Whatever. You are a gutter and old, unexpressed feelings are last year's leaves, blocking you up.

Special December Dramatist: Samuel Beckett.