<*>*<*>›› Reprinted by OHAUG (WITH EDITORS› LICENSE) from the NOV. 1994 issue of› P.A.C.E., submitted by JIM PARRISH.›› MY DAILY PRAYER!›› LORD GRANT ME STRENGTH THAT I MAY NOT› FALL,› INTO THE CLUTCHES OF CHOLESTEROL,› OR THE MANY POLYUNSATURATES,› AS IN MY MIND I MUTTER,› DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE ROAD TO HELL› IS PAVED WITH BUTTER,› AND CAKE IS CURSED AND CREAM IS› AWFUL,› WHILE SATAN IS HIDING IN EVERY› WAFFLE?› BEELZEBUB IS A CHOCALATE DROP,› AND LUCIFER IS A LOLLIPOP.› TEACH ME THE EVILS OF HOLLANDAISE,› OF OODLES AND GOBS OF MAYONAISE,› AND CRISP FRIED CHICKEN FROM THE› SOUTH.› LORD, IF YOU LOVE ME, SHUT MY MOUTH›› <*>*<*>››