Fartman - You really can earn a living releasing foul smelling gas!
Bubonic Plague - Far from the deadliest epidemic!
The Baby Derby - How many babies can a woman have in 10 years?
Nikola Tesla - He makes Thomas Edison look like a dummy.
Sleeping Beauty - A fairy tale of rape and cannibalism!
Honeybees - Watch out for exploding male genitalia!
William the Conqueror - His corpse drove worshippers running out of the church!
Total Cereal - Get out the magnets!
Grecian Formula 16 - If this stuff is clear, how does it color gray hair???
Motion Pictures - Why do those guys in the old movies move so fast?
Homogenized Milk - What does it have to do with bottles of vomit?
Noah's Ark - Not exactly a cruise ship.
Scott Toilet Paper - What did they use prior to this modern invention?
Vaseline - Yummy for your tummy(?????)
Band-Aids - They wouldn't exist if it weren't for Listerine.
Zippers and Velcro - Hey! Your fly is open!
Condoms - Find out what Condoms and Coca-Cola have in common.
Happy Birthday to You -You're breaking the law every time you sing this song!
Toothcare - Why Portuguese Urine is so important for oral hygiene!
M&M's - How do they get the M's on them?
Lightbulbs - Edison didn't invent them, and what it means to be "Westinghoused".
So You Want To Sell Your Body? - You're worth more than you think!
P. T. Barnum - How he changed the English language forever.
Microwave Ovens - Babies Cooked in the Microwave?
S. O. S Pads - The name has nothing to do with distress signals.
Teflon - If nothing sticks to it, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
Tomatoes - That red tomato is really green!
Fishes - Your English Teacher was Wrong!
7Up - A Delicious Lithium Drink
Eveready Batteries -He gave the company away to work on model trains!
PEZ - Available in Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Licorice, and Chlorophyll Flavors!
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