Name: Beverly Hills 90210 Drinking Games
Type: TV
Buzz Factor: Varies
The Beverly Hills 90210 Drinking Games
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The Definative 90210 Drinking Game
Created 12/17/91 by Penny Elizabeth Ann Marie Breyer
Originally intended to be used with Episode 2.18 "A Walsh Family
Christmas" aired on 12/19/91
Revised 1/28/94 by Lawrence Estep to delete some obsolete rules, and
re-word a few others.
Contributors: Todd M Swan (lorax!tms@bmt.gun.com), Jeff Abbott
(@snowdon.tivoli.com), Lawrence Estep
Part I
Drink once whenever...
Brandon asks someone out
Jim and/or Cindy say something supportive (drink twice if they
say it to someone else's kids)
Any of the Walshes refers to Minnesota
Steve buys something (drink twice if it's really expensive)
Donna agrees with Kelly (about anything)
Brandon gives Brenda advice/is that understanding-brother type
Any of the girls say something bitchy or mean
There is a "politically correct" moment
It's obvious that Ahhhhndrea wants Brandon
It's obvious that Steve wants Brandon
Steve says something patronizing or macho
David Silver reverts to his previous geek-like ways
An obscure Walsh relative suddenly appears
One of Dylan's, uh, problems comes up (drinking, Mom, etc.)
Anyone actually pays for food at the Peach Pit
The subject of Steve's mom's TV show, Hartley House, comes up
There is a moral to the story
Anyone is in a life threatening situation
Andrea's name is mispronounced
Steve gets physical with anyone (drink twice if it's Kelly)
Sue, Herbert, or Nikki return
David and Kelly have a "brotherly/sisterly" moment
Steve commits a crime and gets off scot-free
Donna debates about sleeping with David
Brandon loses a bet
Brenda and Kelly fight over Dylan
Andrea has something awful happen to her for no apparent reason
Jackie avoids drug use during a stressful time
Nat urges one of the kids to "help" whatever kid is sitting
dejectedly in the Peach Pit
Brandon meets a girl, falls in love, and gets dumped by the end
of the episode
A boom mic lowers into the picture
Steve makes a weird sound when he starts talking
Brandon's car gets totalled/messed up/set on fire, etc.
The Walshes talk about installing another alarm system
Any Walsh neighbors appear on the show
An environmental related issue is subliminally mentioned on the
show (recycling, environmental impact studies, etc.)
We see the blue backdrop when the door is opened to the Peach Pit
Surfing is mentioned by Dylan
That cheesy sad piano version of the 90210 theme song is played
Brandon dances or sings on the show
We see Jim in his underpants on the show
We see Cindy pretend to dial 911 then put the phone down without
disconnecting
The original opening is used on the older episodes when Douglas
Emerson was still a cast member
They have another party at the spooky haunted looking house that
they used in the Halloween show
Anyone on the show says, "I love it, and I love you!"
Steve's grandfather appears on the show again
The Beverly Hills Patrol beats someone up again
Any of the 90210 parents besides Jim and Cindy appear on the show
Anytime a 90210 cast member guest stars on another FOX program
Kyle (he who is unsure whether or not he likes girls) reappears
Drink everything within reach if...
Jim slaps Cindy
Robinson Ashe or Cousin Bobby reappears (Bobby was the guy in the
wheelchair who liked Kelly)
David's friend Scott comes back from the dead
David and Donna go all the way
David Silver eats poprocks and soda at the same time
Donna says something mind-numbingly brilliant
David falls and breaks his nose dancing
It rains without having a major bearing on the story
David gets a recording contract
David or Donna lose their virginity
Another character gets pregnant
Any character gets married
Steve commits murder and gets off scot-free
No one shows up at the Walshes for a major holiday
Mrs. Scanlon ever shows up again
The gang is saved from death again by divine intervention
Dylan goes an entire episode without brooding
Kyle decides he is definitely homosexual
Kyle sleeps with Kelly
Anyone uses the word "ballistic" again
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Another 90210 Drinkin' Game
Ok, folks, here it is: the semi-official 1993 Beverly Hills, 90210
drinking game. IMHO, you'd have to be not sober to watch it anyway,
but's that's JMO, right? :-) One word of warning: if you play this
game as described, yo will possibly wind up with alcohol poisoning. If
you play this game using something non-alcoholic, your bladder will
probably explode by the first commercial break.
Provided by: Jonathan M. Vinson (vinson@gradient.cis.upenn.edu),
Author unknown
Drink whenever anyone:
Gets laid:
1 drink for Dylan, Steve, Kelly or Brandon.
2 for Brenda, and chug for Andrea or Donna.
If David ever gets laid, sell your wordly possessions and
prepare for impending apocalypse.
Tries to act intellectual: 1 drink
Faces a moral dilemma: 1 drink
Rosolves said dilemma stupidly: 2 drinks
Rosolves said dilemma intelligently: chug
Engages in witty banter with the senior Walshes: 2 drinks
Engages in witty banter with Nat at the Peach Pit: 1 drink
Goes to the Peach Pit: 1 drink
Attempts to engage Donna in thoughtful conversation: 3 drinks
Wears a bathing suit
1 drink
2 if it's a bikini.
3 if it's Andrea or Donna.
4 for Bren.
Has a flashback - 1 swig straight from the bottle
Whenever someone successfully calls a plot twist - 1 drink
If you wrongly call a plot twist, but it's better than the show's
writers could come up with - 2 drinks
Dylan
Gets laid -1 drink
Flirts with woman - 1 drink
Walks funny - 1 drink
Considers cheating on current SO - 1 drink
Cheats on SO - 2 drinks
Surfs - 2 drinks
Acts stupidly macho - 2 drinks
Makes literary reference - 3 drinks
Reads or has someone read a sample of his writing - chug
Brandon
Looks clueless - 1 drink
Changes hairstyle to somthing resembly a hockey puck - 3 drinks
Acts moralistic - 1 drink
Looks glum - 1 drink
Pats someone on the shoulder - 2 drinks
Walks into the Peach Pit and says, "Hey, Nat!" - 1 drink
Gets nosy - 2 drinks
Calls anyone by a contraction of their name ( e.g. "Bren", "Kel",
etc.)
Calls Steve "Steve-O" or "Steve-a-rino" - 3 drinks
Donna
Acts dumb - so what else is new?
Does something really, *really* dumb - 2 drinks
Frustrates David sexually - 1 drink
Makes dumb facial expression - 2 drinks
Chews gum - 2 drinks
Looks bewildered - 2 drinks
Wears bikini - 2 drinks
Wears spandex - 3 drinks
Has her body parts roamed over by the cameraman - chug
Is told she looks beautiful - 2 drinks
Gets drunk - 2 drinks
Brenda
Acts bitchy - 1 drink
Acts *really* bitchy - 2 drinks
Acts *really, really* bitchy - 3 drinks
Acts like a normal, pleasant human being - 4 drinks
Worries - 1 drink
Cries - 2 drinks
Thinks a guy is cute - 1 drink
Fakes an accent (not French) - 1 drink
Fakes an accent (French) - 2 drinks
Does LaVerne - 3 drinks
Is sad - 1 drink
Is happy - 2 drinks
Smiles (no teeth) - 3 drinks
Smile (teeth) - 4 drinks
Kelly
Reference is made to her slutty days - 1 drink
Reference is made to her nose job - 1 drink
Does something stupid - 1 drink
Gets a make-out scene - 1 drink
Says, "Brenda, I can't believe you're *smoking*" or some such - 3
drinks
Breaks up with Dylan - 2 drinks
Steve
Looks dumb - 1 drink
Acts dumb - 1 drink
Commits felony - 2 drinks
Tries to act cool - 2 drinks
Hits on a woman - 3 drinks
Actually succeeds with a woman - 4 drinks
Cheats on said woman - 2 drinks
Says something lascivious about a woman (usu. to Brandon) - 2
drinks
Does soemthing abysmally stupid - 2 drinks
David
Does anything dorky - 1 drink
Wants to screw Donna - 2 drinks
Is shown "on the air" - 2 drinks
Dances - 3 drinks
Gets pissed off - 1 drink
Gets laid - Yeah. Right.
Shows up - 2 drinks
Dresses like a geek - 1 drink
The Walshes
Smile, act supportive, or mention Minnesota - 1 drink
Do all three in one scene - chug
Nat
Is shown anywhere outside the Peach Pit - 1 drink
Acts happy to see Brenda - 2 drinks
Acts happy to see Brandon - 1 drink
Tells a story - 2 drinks
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Yet Another 90210 Drinkin' Game
By: Andrew Ross Falconer (af012c@uhura.cc.rochester.edu)
a.k.a. 'Drinkin with Dylan'
The rules are simple, and feel free to add to them!
(But be sure to mail me new rules, so I can add them to the list)
1. Dylan drinks
2. Exposed midriffs
3. Parents in bathrobes
4. References to Brenda
5. Firm male handshakes
6. "hey bro" (2 drinks if Brandon says it)
7. Donna shows cleavage
8. Intro music (2 drinks, 1 for guitar, 1 for drum machine)
9. Steve hits on girl
10. Anyone hits on Brandon
11. Sympathy hugs
12. Andrea whines
13. Jesse flashes cheesy smile
14. Dylan gets laid (1 drink) Brandon... (3 drinks) Steve... (5
drinks)
15. Claire wants to have sex
16. Anytime Donna re-affirms her virginity til marriage
17. Substance abuse
18. Any random quote that deserves a drink (must be voted on by those
playing)
19. Any prediction made by player that comes true
20. And of course...whenever anybody insults you for watching 90210!
And there you have it, if you're not passed out by the end of the
show, add more rules! 90210 can be a truly interactive experience, if
you drink enough!