Byte the Big Ones!

Byte the Big Ones!

Hi, and welcome to my website!

Now you can keep abreast of what's happening with me online. You can send me email, join my fan club, send for my products, and get updated news of my itinerary, new fan items, and video releases.

Please tell me what you think about my site, and let me know what else you think might be fun to have on it.

FAIR WARNING! If you continue any further, you are most likely to see images of naked women, breasts and other perfectly ordinary (ok, not so ordinary) things.

If you are under the age of twenty one,
If you are logged in from a country in which such images are thought to lead directly to a collapse of public morality and the eventual overthrow of the government,
If nudity, pornography, moral decay and eventual damnation are all concepts which you associate with each other,

Do not continue! Instead, click here.

If, on the other hand, you'd much rather look at breasts and things, go right ahead and touch me firmly with your mouse arrow.