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WELCOME BREAST-FANS!

Hey... I'm Johnny Calzone.. Breastman Extroadinaire. Hopefully you know who I am.. but for those of you who have been living in a cave for the past 2 years, I'll tell all about myself.

I'm in love. I'm in love with Breasts. Call 'em what you want- Hooters, Mellons, Gazongas, Headlights, Chi-chi's, Love Mounds, Bazookas, Twin Towers, Love Globes, Basketballs, Tits, Mountainous Mammories or Knockers! No matter what, a set of Breasts by any other name is still a set of Breasts, and I love them and the women they belong to!

My pals at E.V.N. Mail Order Factory Outlet (E.V.N. MOFO), have given me the golden opportunity to share some of my favorite adventures with all of you Internet Neighbors. I guess that makes me Cyber-Breastman. I can live with that.

Over the past two years, I have made what some people have called, the breast big breast movies ever seen by anyone. Each of my breast-adventures are 115 minutes long, and feature the best looking Breast-Babes on the 'Net and possibly in the world! Just click on the title that you want to see, and presto- you'll be there! Order 'em and take 'em home so you can check out my adventures in Full Breast-O-Vision! See ya at the Breast Site!




Breastman's Bikini Pool Party
My Newest Adventure- I'm a partying fool when there are big breasts in my pool Just Released- and headed for the top of the charts.

Breastman's Wild West Adventure
I get wild in the wild west-one of my newest adventures and avaliable in finer video stores everywhere!
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