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- Gilligans Hooters
A shiprecked sailor finds relief in a co-sailors hooters.
- Back To The Hooter
A story of a man who travels back in time and notices that hooters were just as wonderfull in days long past.
- Hooters -- A Mans Best Friend
True life story of a man who became best friends with his wifes hooter.
- The Hooter and You
A general purpose guide for the hooter rookie.
- You Said A Mouthfull
True stories about the trials and tribulations of women with big melons.
- Spanning The Globes
Famous female athletes with big hooters.
- Hey What's In Your Sweater?
Guide book for spotting a good set of hooters in tough situations.
- That's Some Pimple
A self help masterpeice that deals with ridicule of the small breasted woman.
- Nipples -- The End Of The Tit
An authoritive examination of the often forgotten nipple.
- Home Implants
Book #7 in a Time Life series that covers the ins and outs of doing your own breast implants right in the privacy of your own home. The well illustrated guide shows tips and tricks to reduce the cost of your long awaited boob job. Using common weather proofing material, a boob job can be completed in a single afternoon! A must for home surgeons.
- The Valley Of Lust
Cleavage -- keeping it deep.
- Silly Squeazing Games
Over 200 fun games that involve touching the female hooter. Like "Pin the bra on the melon"; "Red Light - Green Light -- 1-2-Boob"; and the classic "Cops 'n Hooters."
- Breast -- Danger Or Beauty
A saftey manual for working with hooters. Have you ever been broadsided by a giant melon? Have you ever been poked in the eye by a nipple? If so -- this book is for you.
- Big Is Better In Bustville
A novel about a small town whos citizens taunt the small breasted woman.
- The Woman With Black Eyes And Sore Breasts
The biography of a woman whos breasts were so large that she often injured herself while doing even simple things like walking or turning on rotary fans.
- Which One Right Or Left?
Ever wonder which fun-bag will pack the biggest wallop? Wonder no more! The author will walk you through this tough decision with a simple squeeze in just the right spot!
- The Melon Atlas
Famous melons mapped out! See the vein lines and explore the great nipples of some of the best juggs in the northern hemisphere! Ski the slopes of the Cleavage mountain with this handy 3x5 pocket atlas. Never get lost between hooters again!
- Sleeping On Your Stomach With 95DDD's
Does your back hurt from sleeping at a steep angle? Are your hooters sore in the morning? Do you sleep on your back only to be woken up at early morning hours with your hooters blocking your nose? You suffer from what is commonly known as tit-somnia. This book will give you back those good night sleeps that you had way back in your small chested days.
- The Bra Report
A comprehensive study of the female bra. Ever wonder why women wear them? Ever wonder if the hooters get upset being trapped in such tight quarters? ALL of your questions will be answered.
- Surveying Your Own Breasts
Do you want to avoid the steep costs of having your breasts surveyed? This book will show you everything you need to know to measure and graph your own hooters.
- Mommy You've Got Milky Lumps
A parents guide to explain to your youngsters why it is that you have a bumpy chest.
- Mammygram Survival
Don't you hate those pesky breast exams? Ever feel like the person giving you the tests just can't wait to get his mits on your hooters? Well you will be better off if you know your rights during a hooter check. Never again will you get stuck getting your hooter sucked on by a doctor who says that it's just a "routine procedure."
- Name Your Tits -- It's Fun And Easy
Over 4000 names are included in this breast naming directory. All your life you've been neglecting your tits by just calling them "Left tit" and "Right Tit". Now you can have what you need to make your tits happy! Don't settle for having just another tit in the crowd -- you'll feel better walking down the street with "Jake" and "Ernie" hanging from your shoulders.
- Cotton Stuffing
A cheap womans guide to making your breasts bigger with common household items.
- Just Slap Happy Over Tits
Meet the folks who never miss looking at a tit! Some have devoted years of their lives to the hooter. Look back with them at the times they've had and the hooters they've seen.
- Tit Cookbook -- "Hey They Taste Like Chicken"
So you thought they couldn't be cooked! Ask the author J. Damher about his delicious receipies.
- Momma..Don't Let Your Son Grow Up To Have Tits
Parents -- do you fear that your son will have bigger melons that you? Are you afraid that he will be borrowing your bra soon? It could be what you are feeding him. The author recommends a healty diet that will keep little Johnny as flat as an ironing board.
- Breast Boxing...A New Era In Sports
Have you seen it on cable? See hundreds of photos of big chested women duking it out with their hooters. See the "Kleevage Kaboom" in action as well as the ever dreaded "Nipple Uppercut."
- How To Keep Your Man With Only One Tit
Does he know about your "Un-evenness?" Are you sick of filling your bra with tissues? Dr. A. Globe discusses approaching your significant other about your missing tit.
- 2001 Tit Tricks
Read the newspaper with no hands! Hide the phonebook on your family! Even use your hooters to cook Thanksgiving day dinner! A must have for the big breasted practical joker.
- How Tits Work
The authoritive guide to the inner workings of the female melon.
- The Guiness Book Of Titties
Incredibe feats that involve the female hooter. Learn about incredibe acts like the woman who lifted a dump truck with her giant hooters.
- 007 Meets 44DD
A James Bond Thriller
- Boobahollic
A twelve step guide to recovery fron boob addiction.
- Boobboyancy
A swimmers aid.
- Bigtit
The story of a monster that lurks in the heart of the great woods of scottland.
- My Tits Spoke To Me.
One womans story of a set of melons that grew a mouth and learned to talk!
- Cleaning With Tits
How to clean the house with just your tits and a can of Pledge.
- Rodeo Tits
Big tits and how to handle them in a roundup.
- Boulders Of Meat
An authorized biograpy of some of the biggest breasted women of all time. These women tell of their uncanny ability to live their lives with 10 pound melons.
- Hey Mom Whats That Tan Thing In The Watermelon Patch
A Childs introduction to the female anatomy.
- Junior Stop Staring At My Tits
A book to aid parents whos children are constantly caught admiring their mothers melons.
- Don't Tell Mom I Stuffed My Breasts
The story of a teenage girl who stuffs her breasts with sillicone set against the backdrop of a traditional family who suddenly finds income in her daughters tits.
- Breasticals And Other Flotation Devices
Whether lost at sea or about to go down in a plane wreck, you to can take advantage of the natural boyancy of Breasts. If not your own, try those of a close friend. Fully indexed with illustrations too!
- Tits Ahoy!
When Breasty Honey gets trapped on the 30th floor, Dick Long rescues her for a fun filled orgy aboard Tits Ahoy. Tits Ahoy, the wild cruise ship, were nobody has a care nor breasts smaller than 36 DD. Poor Breasty Honey only has 32 AA. This is the story of how she inpersonates a 38 FF.
- Tit for Tat
An English novel set in Orwellian Portsmouth where a young lad named "Tat" desires a pair of his own. Emotional and riveting with constant sexual tension and innuendos between a boy and his dog.
- Welcome Back Tit
Popular television program transformed into a literary classic. You know the storyline already.
- Squeezey Stan Goes To the Circus
One mans journey to the Breast Circus is every ample bosomed woman's nightmare. Not even Mr. Wiffle could stop Stan from squeezing this Charmen. Set against the backdrop of the Napoleaonic Wars, this story grabs you and won't let go, just like Squeezey Stan.
- Breast Wishes and Happy Holidays!
Find out what is left for Santa under the mistle toe after he gives Betty Lou a boob job for Christmas! Rudolph's nose wasn't the only thing glowing red after Santa receives a little lick on his " North Pole" ! A great Christmas story along the lines of the great "Its a Wonderful Sex Life " where George Baily is the only man in a one horse town !
- No Such Thing as Too Much Tit
Ever been satisfied with so much tits that your head explodes? If not, then this book is for you. Hear about some of the biggest hooters around and how they are never enough. We asked 100 men, how much is too much tit? 78% stated that,"Hell, their ain't such a thing, tits are my life!" 5% stated that ,"If hooters were horns, I would be honking all day!" The last 17% WERE FOUND GAY and their responses didn't matter to us! So check this book and you'll probably knock yourself out with some of our great features! And don't forget to check out the local bookstore for other books in the Big Titties Series.
- The TitX-Files
Join our host as we explore strange and unusual stories about tits and tit abductions!
- Can't The Baby Stay In There Forever?
A collection of accounts from expectant fathers, looking forward to the birth of a new baby, but not at the cost of losing those
great big milk jugs mommy's been letting him play with for months now. Share the joy of child birth, and the pain of seeing the 34-A come out of the dresser drawer again.
- 20 Tiny Elf Hands Caressing Mrs. Claus's Cantalopes
While Santa is away the Elves will play!
- 20 Mexican Crank: Fact or Fiction?
This book covers the much debated "Titty Screw". It will go into the pros and cons about this strange yet pleasurable act. Also under the title "Mammary Intercourse".
- Knock Knockers: Hooter's There?
A collection of knock knock jokes that will actually get you laughs at your next party.
- Hooters - Not Just A Meal, An Adventure!
Indepth research taking Hooters beyond the premise of being the worlds oldest Mickey Dees.
- The Boob Scouts Handbook to Mountain Survival.
This step by step handbook illustrates how to survive in a set of mountainous tits. It will show you how to find your way to the nipple and much much more. Includes a full color map of the worlds best Tits. A must buy for all the inexpierienced climbers.
- BOOBS - An Owners Manual
Topics Covered In Vol. 1: What to do with your boobs until the doctor comes; Eye-nipple contact damage; The hell of jogging and Washday Dementia - The proverbial "boob in a wringer" delemma. What do you call a herd of boobs?
- The Nipple Olympics
A book on all of the great nipple compeTITions. Events range from the face burying competition to the titty fucking events as well as the whip cream compeTITions. A must for serious tit loving athletes.
- The Hooter in the Rye
The classic American saga of an adolescent's quest to find meaning in life while enduring the wrinkled, sagging New England establishment, the frustration of New York's "phonies/falsies" and other temptations. By J."DDD" Salinger,
- Tits on a Boar
A very funny book that describes all the useful things you can do with Tits, Boobs, Melons, Hooters, Gazongas, Headlights, Stereo Love Pillows, and more. This book responds to all those inane and insipid things people claim are as useless as "tits on a boar" and shows us just how useful these things really are! For those with fetishes, it even goes into what you COULD do with boar tits! Mmmm Mmmm good!
- It's A Wonderful Hooter
A small town banker falls into financial trouble. Should he borrow the money from old grumpy Mr. Potter or convince his wife Mary to have a boob job to raise some extra cash... A small gardian angel comes to Mary and shows her all of the wonderfull things that she could have done had she had large melons. A time honored tradition.
- A Tale of Two Titties
A popular serial in merry olde England (courtesy of Charles Dick-ends), the novel spans the rise and eventual fall of a monumentous pair of hooters. Cooper's Droop claims a noble duo by the end of this tragic tale.
- Lost In TITS
Tiny People encounter GIANT breasts...OOh EEh...What a way to go...
- Booblet
The tradgey of a 16th century flat chested Danish girl.
- The Bras of Madison County
The heart wrenching story of a big man in woman's underwear whos bra factory goes bankrupt during the braless protest days of the sixties.
- Driving Miss Hooters
A touching story of a young man who drives Miss Hooters around searching for the perfect bra.
- Happiness Is A Big Tit Full Of Beer
The modern man's politically incorrect way to beat the summer heat. Not easy, but women can be trained to do this if your tapper is big enough!
- The Karate Tits
A story about a set of tits who are destined to win the Tit Brawl championships.They train and learn new skills like the Hooter Chop.
- Moby Hooter
A tale of a fisherman who strays from the smell of fish to find himself trapped in the cleavage of a giant pair of hooters.
- Test Tube Boob
The story of a lonely genetic bioligist who has grown dissatisfied with the breasts he has seen at the local nudy bar, From then on he sets out to geneticly create the woman of his dreams (one with perfect breasts).
- Sharon, Lois, and Boob
A trio of singers who travel the world, attracting many more fans since they replaced that fat-ass Bram with a six foot living Boob!
- Masterpiece Hooter
A study of the great breasts of all-time.
- The Balkan Solution
Richard Holden, author of "If We Only Had Implants: Victory in Vietnam," presents an interesting proposal for effectively ensuring peace in former Yugoslavia. By suggesting the NATO express airlift of choice topless entertainers and other willing endowed women from America and Western Europe plus a "blitzkrieg"-style ground assault of neighboring Croatian, Italian, Albanian, and Greek bare-chested honies, Mr. Holden argues that rapidly released hooter hysteria will not only decimate troop morale but instantly improve race relations. Includes full-color laminated pages and four-page strategic map centerfold featuring the would-be commander for "Operation Hard-On."
- Flatman Forever
The tragic story of the "caped crusader's" failed sex change operation.
- Basic Boobs
A basic college text to be utilized in "Tits 101" and 101A to aquaint the uninitiated freshman with required learning. (Lab books / models and batteries not included)
- The Canterbooby Tales
Chaucer's immortal classic in which 38 travellers go in search of the perfect set of hooters. Along the way, they must each tell a story about the best rack they ever encountered. To the winner goes a gold-plated wonderbra.
- The Book Of Boob Limericks
A laugh a minute! Includes all the classics! Everything from "The Girl From Nantucket" to the authors personal favorite.... "There was a young lady from Nizes, whose breasts were two different sizes, one was so small it was nothing at all, but the other was huge and won prizes." Also includes many original works such as...."A lass named Veronica Mapes, had breasts the size of small grapes, she thought if she'd scratch them that maybe she'd hatch them, but all that remained were the scrapes." Now in it's third printing! (The first two were blurred).
- Is It Live, Or Is It Mammorex?
This audio book, read by the late Ella Fitzgerald, will demonstrate a heretofore undocumented flaw in silicone breast implants, their susceptibility to sonic shock! Sing along with Ella for some EXPLOSIVE results!
- 101 Hooters
A story about a woman who captures women with size 99DDD's and tries to cut off their hooters to make a coat. By:B.G.M
- Sorry I Killed Your Owl. You Said To Squeeze Your Hooter's To Death.
Another tragic story of how a ...miss...guided man ends up in prison after squeezing the life out of another spotted owl. He is now wanted in connection with 300 other endangered spieces killings.
- The First Boobies
A complete encyclopedia and pictorial of the boobs possessed by wives of the commander-in-chief. This book chronicles the effect of the breastsize of the First Ladies against the President's success in office. Full color pictures of all 82 saggy knockers straight from the White House.
- Honk If You Like Hooters
A roadmap of states that have honored their big breasssssed women. From TITusville,A.S., to Grumpy Humps, V.A. you will be on a trip deep into the cleavage of America. (Cest Grande!!!---International version coming soon!!!)
- Tits Of Terror
A story of a women whose breasts expel fiery balls of milk at all men who betray her.
- Two Tickets To Titsburgh Please
Meet two girls, Debbie and Mary, who are on a quest to find the perfect Doctor who can remove their tragic third nipple. These are two horny lesbians who get it on all throughout the story. Buy now and recieve a free jar of Vaseline.
- 2001: A Breast Odyssey
One crews lost adventures on the far side of the hooter.
- Titkwando
Learn how to use those heavy hangers for practical self-defense purposes!
- But Baby Tits Cold Outside!
The tragic story of a woman with rock hard nipples and her now blind lover who made the mistake of trying to nibble on a cold day.
- The Mammalian Chronicles
An illustrated work documenting the evolution of the mammary glands. From China, where the climate is not condusive to large honkers, to Scores in NYC, a veritible cornacopia of trophy size milk filled maidens. The why's, who's how's, do's and dont's of fondling the 'Big One'. Also included, a cassette by G. Griddles and his methods of getting an accurate elbometer reading in a crowded room!! (Taxidermy directory for mounting that perfect breast. A must for the serious 'Tit-man'.)
- The Gentlemans Big Tit Survival Guide
Learn mustache growing and makeup techniques to hide those ugly stretch marks. This comprehensive publication is a must for all men and/or women who prefer a much larger mamallian protruberence. Includes forward by Dolly Partons husband.
- Boobberry Pancakes For Breakfast
A story of a young child that could never get off the tit. He nursed till he was 55 years old. His mother had all his teeth pulled.
- Webster's Dictionary Of Hooters
Webster explores the wide range of terms used to describe the hooters, jugs, boobs ,and tits of the world. As well ways to specifically describe the breast. It's the perfect gift for that special someone.
- To Hang and Hang Not
A seminal (!) work by Ernest Hemmingway in which he ponders the question of brassiers in modern day society. Should the American Experience of the 1950's have been bra-less? With a forward (!) by Jane Russell.
- The Boobie Bible
First there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was light. Then God said, "Let there be boobs". And there were boobs. And they were good. They came in many shapes and sizes, and were distributed to all the corners of the earth. This book tells the story of boobs from the beginning of time until the coming of the boob messiah.
- The Boob
About a person in Congress who wanted to censor the internet.
- Veiny Hangers
A bizzare story of the natural forces against big tits.
- Silence of the Gams
The thrilling story of a young FBI agent who, with her enormous knockers, tries to track down the nortorious Dr. Hannibal Lickt-her.
- Cinderella And The Glass Brazier
A story of a Cinderella who after being given a pearl necklace by the prince at midnight returns to her rags and flees. The prince hunts her down with the 42 ddd glass bra that only Cinderellas melons will fit into.
- Tit Wars
our hero, Luke Titwalker fights to save himself and his friends from the evil Darth Boob. He finds guidance through his masters, hoota and O. Boob 1.
- Thoracic Pork
Safety, technique, and case studies of humping those truly Mesozoic-sized jugs.
- Boobahontas - A Booby Tale
A Story of Indian Hooters meeting Europeen Hooters. The Story that Disney tried to stop!
- America's Favorite Passtime: Boob-Ball
This Brilliant piece of Titerature descibes the curves and boyancy of americas favorite game: Boob-ball! It is played no longer with a wood, but a WOODY! You'll be getting all hot and steamy with some of the wonderfully beauTITfully expliTiT pictures of...you guessed TIT...BOOBS! This book truly defines HARDCOVER!
- Tanks For The Mammaries
A book of the best types of aquariums to use to artificially grow breasts. You may choose between fresh water breasts and for the more exotic and the grower that has time to really fondle his hobby "Salt Water Breast" with far less caloric volume than taffy.
- My Left Tit
A tragic tale of a young lady who loses her right tit in a organ grinder's mouth.
- Best Breasts In The West
The story of Cattle Annie and the way her and her breasts counquered the west.
- The Booby Trap
The gripping saga of how a somewhat plain looking government employee in Arkansas made herself world famous instantly by accusing the President, formerly a Governor in her home state, of trying to "git some". Alternate title: A Comedy of Errors.
- The TITanic
The true story about the female model, shipwrecked and has good sex with a stranded man on a lost iceboob (iceberg).
- How To Cop A Feel In The Office And Get Away With It
Do sexual harrasment charges ruin all the fun you could be having at work? Learn the in's and out's of breast rubbing in the work environment.
- Attack Of The Killer Boobs
A devastating disaster of monsterous breasts bouncing through the city of Japan, Smashing subways and flattening hundreds of picture taking innocent pedestrians. Was there anyone man enough to handle them?! This was a job for Johnny Socko.
- Two Boobs Or Not Two Boobs
That is the question. By Will ShakeAspear
- David Coppafeel
The story of a young man, flung from breast to breast. Destiny never brought a greater titty hardon.
- Tales Of A Big Titty Slut
A tale of lust and greed when a big titty woman meets her pimp and he turns out to be her father. A tale of glory on the street and in the bar as she turns her tits for goodness as the super hero Tit-Lady.
- Lactating Breasts,not Just For Breakfast Anymore
All of the latest information of America's favorite breakfast drink.This one stop reference book also includes over 1,000 recipes using power packed breast milk!
- Boob Trek
This book chronicles the voyages of the big tit, Hooter. Its continuing mission to explore strange new hands, to feed new life and new civilizations, and to boldly squirt where no tit has squirted before.
- Boobs - Ya Gotta Love Em
An exaustiatively researched paper on the plithora of BOOBIE specimins. By I. Git Nun.
- Worse Than A Red Tornado
One woman's fight for survival in a cellar with a vicious tittie twister. Watch out Dorothy, you're next!
- Perkies Vs Big-Uns: A Societal Dilemma
Renown hooterologist Dr. M. I. Thezbig, examines the relative merits of small, yet visually pleasing hooters, with the more classical melon-sized gazoobs. Societal perceptions and acceptance of the "small yet enticing" morsels is compared to the prevailing desire by society to worship Mores law: if a big hooter is good, more is better, and too much must be just right. Recommended reading.
- The Secret Life Of Walter Titty
One man's search for the perfect rack without letting his wife find out.
- Beer Tap Or Breast Tap? How To Combine The Two.
Many of us have pondered this question for some time, With a simple tool box, two feet of flex tubing and a roll of duct tape, you can learn the secret!
- The Breast Is History
An absolutely fascinating history of American society as traced by breasts. Just wait until you see the World War I section! The Germans weapon, Big Bertha, wasn't really a gun at all!! This is a must read!
- Boobarella
Jane Fonda's sequel, only it's 30 years later, and Ted Turner has her fixed the ultimate.... space age ceramic implants that are so expensive, even Liz Taylor can't afford them.
- The Big Ass Boob
A tale about a lady with one -- repeat, one -- big ass boob! The tit is so big it actually looks like a big ass.
- Top Guns
Six sets of the best hooters engage in breast to breast combat to see who has the "Top Guns."
- The Bigger They Are The Harder They Fall
The captivating story of a young girls huge breasts, how she used her fleshy monsters to get what she wanted from men and ultimately how they let her down at the age of 17. The gravity of the situation brings them to her knees.
- A Budget Gone Bust
Will Gingrich, Dole, and the other political boobs on Capitol Hill ever get it passed? Will Hillary do what it takes to keep Bill active in the "oval office"? Read my lips...was Bush in the Whitehouse such a bad thing?