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кФФФФФФФД Before the meeting ГФФФП
Г       РФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФйл  Г
Г         ллллллллллллллллллллл  Г
Г                                Г
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Г	Г                                                                   Г
РФФФФФФ>Г There was a big disccusion before the meeting happened. Where     Г
        Г should the meeting be? Moscow, said someone, and that was the     Г
        Г final word. But becoz almost everyone who agreed with that said,  Г
	Г that he cant come, Darkman and I decided to make the meeting in   Г
	Г my city Brno in Czech Republic.                                   Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г First reactions were better than I expected. Many ppl wanted to   Г
	Г come, they were about 20+. I sent to everyone who asked me about  Г
	Г meeting mail, where was explained the program, accommodation,     Г
   	Г local prizes etc... but something went wrong. Darkman, Lord Julus,Г
	Г and many spanish coderz and memberz of 29A couldn't come becoz of Г
	Г problems with money and/or lack of time. The rest didn't answer meГ
	Г in two months, so it thought they can't or don't want to come.    Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г I reserved for all foreign ppl rooms in hotel and gave them the   Г
	Г address of not mentioned pub, that was supposed to work as our    Г
	Г own headquarterz :)                                               Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г Ppl from Czech Republic promised me to call me when they will be  Г
	Г able to come.                                                     Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г The meeting started at the 31st of July 2000, at 12:00 CET.       Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г Ppl that were officially on the meeting:                          Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г - Benny/29A (Benny es typicamento Chec :)                         Г
	Г - GigaByte (the only one female coder, alcoholic and pothead :)   Г
	Г - GriYo/29A (say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed :)          Г
	Г - Maia (aka Odyssey)                                               Г
	Г - Ratter                                                          Г
	Г - Skag (small hacker, big human)                                  Г
	Г - Mort/MATRiX                                                     Г
	Г - Alko                                                            Г
	Г - Axe                                                             Г
	Г - Prizzy/29A (He doesn't spread viruses, but knowledge ;)         Г
	Г - Igi ( http://www.viry.cz )                                      Г
	Г                                                                   Г
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кФФФФФФФД Start of the meeting ГФФФФФП
Г       РФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФйл    Г
Г         ллллллллллллллллллллллл    Г
Г                                    Г
Г	кФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФСФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФП
Г	Г                                                                   Г
РФФФФФФ>Г The first day I was waiting for GigaByte and Skag. GigaByte       Г
        Г arrived at 2 o'clock with her grandfather. All the day I was      Г
        Г drinking beerz in the pub and when Skag (he is one hacker, living Г
	Г in Brno) arrived, I was already pretty drunk. We, GigaByte, Skag  Г
	Г and me, started to drink more and more. GigaByte got drunk from   Г
	Г two small beerz and one Becherovka. After we left the pub, we     Г
	Г decided to teach GigaByte smoke a weed :) Unfortunately, GigaByte Г
	Г didn't get stoned, becoz I hadn't enough weed :/ We went to one   Г
	Г disco (called Relax), where we had some tequillas. GigaByte got   Г
   	Г totally drunk from two Vodka+Redbull. Heh, she told me that in    Г
	Г Belgium its very favourite combination. I also had one Vodka with Г
	Г Redbull, but I wasn't drunk. But the tomorrow's morning, I felt   Г
	Г really pretty bad. I had totally red eyes and it took me some timeГ
	Г to start to walk :). Fuck Giga, with Vodka and Redbull you are    Г
	Г drunk only the next day or what?! :P Hehehe...                    Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г We also didn't forget that day to talk about viruses and hang on  Г
	Г IRC in cybercaffee :)                                             Г
	Г                                                                   Г
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кФФФФФФФД The famous 2nd day ГФФФФФП
Г       РФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФйл    Г
Г         ллллллллллллллллллллл    Г
Г                                  Г
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Г	Г                                                                   Г
РФФФФФФ>Г 2nd day we waited for GriYo, Maia (GriYo's gf), Ratter, Mort and  Г
        Г and Axe. Ratter arrived in the morning, Mort and Axe later.       Г
        Г GriYo told me that he will arrive to Prague and asked me, if I    Г
        Г could find someone to get him from Prague to Brno. I couldn't     Г
	Г find anyone, so I told GriYo to take a taxi. Finally, my father   Г
	Г found someone, but it was already late to say it to GriYo. GriYo  Г
	Г didn't know that I will wait for him in the airport in the Prague.Г
	Г Unfortunately, the airplane was late, meanwhile another airplane  Г
	Г from Spain arrived. GriYo wasn't there. I waited there for one andГ
	Г half of hour, then I decided to ask one lady from airport, if she Г
	Г could ask in reproductorz all airport staff and ppl for guy calledГ
	Г "GriYo". Hehehe, she was astonished when I said, that I'm looking Г
	Г for "GriYo", without any surname :)) Noone with "GriYo" handle wasГ
	Г not found, so I decided to leave. I was pretty angry, becoz I     Г
   	Г spent about 90 USDs for the travel and I didn't find GriYo.       Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г While I was in Prague, Ratter and GigaByte went to cybercaffee.   Г
	Г They gave the first infos about meeting to *-zine guys, so they   Г
	Г could informate other ppl on their website. Axe and Mort also     Г
	Г arrived. They were all waiting for me in the pub.                 Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г I arrived back to the pub in the evening, ofcoz without GriYo. I  Г
	Г saw GigaByte, Axe and Mort sitting silently in a pub (Ratter left Г
	Г while I was on the way to Brno). Hehehe, GigaByte is very gewd in Г
	Г english speaking, oppositelly to Axe and Mort, and those guys wereГ
	Г affraid of Giga :). I told them, that the art of speaking in      Г
	Г english is to NOT show, that you don't understand and look like   Г
	Г you do :). They replied me: "Heh, well, and what do you think thatГ
	Г we did all the time you were outta here, eh?" X-DDDD              Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г Axe decided to leave, so I was alone with Mort and GigaByte. I    Г
	Г didn't know what to do. Perhaps wait until the pub will close, andГ
	Г then go to home... we were joking that GriYo tried to smuggle someГ
	Г weed and now he is in jail. I told him, that if there will be any Г
	Г problem or change, to call me. And he didn't. On the other hand,  Г
	Г ppl in jail can use telephone only once time, and it's not        Г 
	Г possible that he would call ME (not lawyer) and say, that he won'tГ
	Г come to meeting, hehe... :DDD And that time the receptionist      Г
	Г called to the pub and said, that in a hotel there are some        Г
	Г "strange" ppl talking in spanish. Fuck!!! Finally!!!              Г
	Г I went to hotel and shouted: "Oh my g0d, GriYo, Maia, where da    Г
	Г fuck you were?!" They looked at me like to mad :) It was really   Г
	Г gewd feeling to know, that they are OK.                           Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г We went to the pub, had a dinner, some beerz and some TYPICAL     Г
	Г CZECH DRINKS (hello Maia :), such as Becherovka. Giga got drunk   Г
	Г again, becoz she mixed it with beerz and Whiskey :)               Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г GriYo and Maia were a bit tired from the travel (and Giga from    Г
	Г drinking :), so they went to sleep soon. I was drinking on and on,Г
	Г and now I can't remember how did I get home. Maybe by taxi? :)    Г
	Г                                                                   Г
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кФФФФФФФД 3rd day - the party time ГФФФФФП
Г       РФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФйл    Г
Г         ллллллллллллллллллллллллллл    Г
Г                                        Г
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Г	Г                                                                   Г
РФФФФФФ>Г That morning it was really hard. I had pretty huge hangover (I    Г
        Г slept only for 4 hours) and I had to wake up very early becoz     Г
        Г Prizzy and Alko should arrive. When we met each other, we went to Г
        Г the pub to have some beers. That time also arrived Ratter. Giga   Г
	Г woke up with hangover too and she couldn't understand how we can  Г
	Г drink 2,5 litres of beer for breakfast :) GriYo and Maia were OK. Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г We decided to take some photos of one most famous AV company in   Г
	Г Czech Republic - Grisoft (c) Software. It was really funny, becoz Г
	Г every minute could see us some AV freak and beat us :) FortunatelyГ
	Г noone saw us... now, almost everyone has photo(s) with some       Г
	Г "weird" guys/girlz in front of the AV building :))                Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г Then we went to one very famous pub in Brno. Everybody drank some Г
   	Г ( = many :) beerz. We left after some hours to smoke some weed.   Г
	Г GriYo again proved himself as very gewd guy and gave us his joint Г
	Г from hash that he smuggled from Spain. The hash was from Maroco,  Г
	Г and it was a bit strong, and so some ppl get stoned immediatelly. Г
	Г Then we visited some other pubs. In one pub there weren't any     Г
	Г ashtrays... you can imagine how the pub looked like after one     Г
	Г hour, eh? X-D                                                     Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г We visited cybercaffee (meanwhile Skag arrived to meeting). I and Г
	Г GigaByte were sitting at one computer. There was pretty funny     Г
	Г discussion on IRC. GigaByte: "Benny is st0ned" GigaByte: "GigaByteГ
	Г is drunk from one beer" GigaByte: "I am NOT" GigaByte: "She is"   Г
	Г GigaByte: "I AM NOT" GigaByte: "SHE IS!" And becoz we were on IRC Г
	Г only under Giga's nickname (so noone could know that there are twoГ
	Г ppl, someone replied: "Hey GigaByte, I can see the meeting is     Г
	Г pretty hard for yer brain, eh? You are getting schyzofrenic" :))  Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г After that we decided to go to park and smoke again. Prizzy and   Г
	Г Axe couldn't watch us how we are smoking to the deadness and so   Г
	Г they went home. Prizzy didn't return.                             Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г Then we went to one restaurant where usually eat AVerz. GriYo was Г
	Г pretty overeated. We went to one university club (to put some     Г
	Г alcohol to our blood :), GriYo showed us on his notebook his      Г
	Г projects (AV program, Sniffer, IRC client, RDA engine, and many   Г
	Г other interesting programs) and after that we decided to go to    Г
	Г sleep. GriYo had full stomach and he needed to go to toilets.     Г
	Г The nearest toilets were about 100 metres from our place. GriYo   Г
	Г said "NO, I can't wait anymore", ran to the nearest building and  Г
	Г "dropped a shit" there. Hehehe, the building was the army academy!Г
	Г After that we wanted to piss the Grisoft building, but there were Г
	Г many ppl near that. Heh, nevertheless, I think it was really gewd Г
	Г target. Army academy in Brno in Czech Republic was infected by    Г
	Г GriYo's polymorphic stealth direct-infection one-day-resident     Г
	Г shit!!! :))                                                       Г
	Г                                                                   Г
	Г Another goal was that GigaByte got FIRSTLY in her life STONED.    Г
	Г Congrats Giga, keep working on yourself! :)                       Г
	Г                                                                   Г
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кФФФФФФФД 4th day - the st0ned day ГФФФФФП
Г       РФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФйл    Г
Г         ллллллллллллллллллллллллллл    Г
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Г	Г                                                                   Г
РФФФФФФ>Г Next morning - next huge hangover. This day we were walking thru  Г
	Г the city. We visited churches, many pubs, crypt (we saw preserved Г
	Г corpses :), teashops (our favourite place, there we could smoke   Г
	Г some very good and strong tabacco from waterpipe) and so on.      Г
	Г GigaByte, well known non-smoking VXer (:-) also smoked. In the    Г
	Г evening we went to our favourite park to smoke something. I won   Г
	Г the contest "who will smoke more hash". Well, as Giga said, I     Г
	Г looked like vampire becoz of my veeeeeeeeeery red eyes :) Many pplГ
	Г couldn't walk and talk becoz of that great amount of hash,        Г
	Г including me >D.                                                  Г
	Г                                                                   Г
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кФФФФФФФД 5th day - GriYosoft action ГФФФФФП
Г       РФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФйл    Г
Г         ллллллллллллллллллллллллллллл    Г
Г                                          Г
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Г	Г                                                                   Г
РФФФФФФ>Г Previous day, after we consumed many beerz and weed, we wanted to Г
	Г show the Grisoft (czech AV company) and to everybody our presence Г
	Г on the meeting in Brno. We wanted to make something famous on our Г
	Г meeting. We wanted to create some poster about meeting and        Г
	Г distribute it all around Brno. We decided to write to A4 paper    Г
	Г "GriYosoft, Vx meeting Brno 2000", sign there every visitor of theГ
	Г meeting and distribute about 40 copies. At Grisoft building we    Г
	Г placed there 2 copies and made some photos of that :) We did the  Г
	Г same at Czech Television building, high-school, some computer     Г
	Г shops and railway station, really :)))                            Г
	Г After that we went to pool club to celibrate :) I was drunk from  Г
	Г 15 beerz I drank all the day and GigaByte from vodka+redbull      Г
	Г again :) When we were totally drunk, Gigabyte showed us the sourceГ
	Г code of Scrambler virus. Heh, GriYo and I started discussion with Г
	Г Giga on the theme "what could be done better", "what could be moreГ
	Г optimized" and "why is ASM better than HLLs". Although Giga could Г
	Г not talk becoz of alcohol in her blood, GriYo and I started to    Г
	Г teach her assembler. Wow, Gigabyte, HLL coder started to          Г
	Г understand assembler :) Also, good stuff is that she remembers    Г
	Г something from that :)                                            Г
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кФФФФФФФД 6th day - The last day ГФФФФФП
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РФФФФФФ>Г In the morning Igi (one czech guy, he has webpage about viruses   Г
	Г and antiviruses, news etc - http://www.viry.cz) arrived. Again we Г
	Г visited teashops, pubs and some parks, where we used to smoke.    Г
        Г That was also the last day. Everybody was very tired from that    Г
	Г non-stop drinking and smoking. Our stomachs were burned by alcoholГ
	Г and pillows by dust from joints and pipes :) In the night, we     Г
	Г visited one pool club... we played pool and drank more and more.  Г
	Г Becoz everybody was tired and becoz GriYo, Maia and Giga had to   Г
	Г wake up early, we decided to go to sleep. Meeting was in the end. Г
	Г On my way to home I and Skag sticked some GriYosoft posters in theГ
	Г city... nice end of meeting :P                                    Г
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кФФФФФФФД What happened then? ГФФФФФП
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Г         лллллллллллллллллллллл    Г
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РФФФФФФ>Г What happened then? I also had to wake up early, becoz I went withГ
	Г GriYo and Maia to Prague to the airport. Also GigaByte, although  Г
	Г she was leaving in the afternoon, she wanted to see us for the    Г
        Г last time. GriYo and Maia went to Amsterdam, where was the next   Г
	Г meeting (it was the 6th of August). I also went to Amsterdam, in  Г
	Г the 9th of August. I stayed there at Rajaat's house.              Г
	Г In the 10th of August, when I arrived to Amsterdam (together with Г 
	Г my friend), I had the meeting with GriYo and Maia in one coffeshopГ
	Г near the busstation. We smoked a lot, finally, again in Amsterdam,Г
	Г in the most beautiful city in the world. Unfortunately, we didn't Г
	Г meet anymore, becoz of my mobil-phone, that crap (heh, when I     Г
	Г arrived back to .cz, the 2nd day some gipsy stole me that :/).    Г
	Г At Rajaat's house we smoked about 20 joints per a day, and also   Г
	Г ate magic mushrooms. That was really very nice time.              Г
	Г Well, from the 31st of July to the 17th of August, I had the best Г
	Г time of my life.                                                  Г
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кФФФФФФФД Final words ГФФФФФП
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Г         лллллллллллллл    Г
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РФФФФФФ>Г When I was writting this article, I forgot many details of the    Г
	Г meeting. Perhaps, I forgot to write about one day, perhaps I      Г
	Г wrote about non-existing day (becoz of drugs and my fantasy :),   Г
        Г perhaps it happened in another days, then I wrote.                Г
	Г Perhaps nothing happened and it was only dream. However, it was   Г
	Г really nice dream. Thnx my friends!                               Г
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