Narozeninovß p°ßnφ:

• 29 AGAIN!?!? Talk about recycling! Happy Birthday
• Happy Birthday! We can tell we are getting older by how much movies have changed since our youth. There's more sex, more violence - and for you, there's sound.
• On your birthday, some words of wisdom. Smile while you still have teeth.
• Never lie about your age except in the case of emergency....like if somebody should ask how old you are.
• Getting this birthday card shouldn't surprise you...unless you were expecting a present, of course.
• For your birthday, I wanted to get you the thing you need most...but how do you gift-wrap a 25-hour day? Happy Birthday.
• Let's share a birthday hug right now...before you realize there's no gift!
• I think it's time I tell you what people are saying about you behind your back. Nice butt! Happy Birthday!
• So you're having a birthday. Look at it this way...you're still younger than our copy machine!
• Sorry I missed your birthday. I hope you went ahead and got older without me.
• The bad news is I forgot to send your birthday card on time. The good news is I also forgot your age!

Valentinskß p°ßnφ:

• It's Valentine's Day that time of year when we are once again reminded of the grand, old difference between man and women. Women are better.
• To My Sweetheart: Some women don't need flowers, candy, or candlelight dinners on Valentine's Day. Please be adviced that I'm not one of them.