Kyley Chapman
Stop that, Julian, it isn't funny
Kyley is the fitness guru in the Room. Where the rest of us wheeze and grunt at the effort of picking up a pint of beer, Kyley merrily codes up HTML documents while conducting a step class in the office. She also does all the good bits in the Room and has a special talent for feature articles. Added to her fitness crimes, this makes her pretty unpopular. Fortunately the Room is not a place where talent flourishes, so she'll never get on. Aged 21, Kyley has a world famous collection of Central American cacti.