Julian Patterson
An accident waiting to happen
Julian likes to think of himself as the editor of the Room. However, he is severely handicapped in this ambition by his inability to think, occasioned by the absence of anything that might pass for a brain. Not that he lets this stop him. Any truly awful parts of the site are bound to have been Jules' idea.
He has edited several VNU titles - most recently PC Week, which he ran from 1990 to 1994 (with an iron fist it is said) - and is rumoured to be a close friend and confidante of PC Week's Mole. Jules, 35, likes Guinness, fags, home video and Fred Perry shirts, but not necessarily in that order.