RANTS
Send your rantings to John Barnes and your letter may be published online along with a brutal put-down. Feel free to include a small image of yourself with your letter which we reserve the right to manipulate or just replace depending on our mood. Comments of a more sensitive, personal and marital nature should be sent to Julian Patterson who promises a more intimate response. Feel free to include as many large, full-colour, close-ups as you like.
So here's what we've got: