110:I started my search on the CD side of town. I was edgy. 
400:Something about this case stank like a can of catfood at a dead flounder convention. 
680:Vic Virus was too much of a clown to go after big game like Port.  Not on his own, anyway.
1050:This case was a few hubs short of a stack, but the answers couldn't be far off.
1400:You're gettin' sloppy HardDrive. If I was a snake, I woulda' bit ya.
1660:Gosh, Virus, I guess I'm lucky you're a worm.
1870:Oh, it is to laugh. I wonder if Port would find you as funny as I do?
2170:Alright, Magilla, spill the bytes. Whaddayou know about Cyril Port?
2420:Moi? I know dat EtherExpress PRO/100 LAN Adapter of his is some really nice technology. Real nice - I mean, the way dat it is now,  
2980:ya know, it's not on fire or nothin'. It'd be a real shame if somethin' was to happen to really nice technology like dat PRO/100.
3440:Yeah, whatever. Look, Spanky, I don't have time for your lip.
3700:Oh, you got time, HardDrive. You got the rest of your life...all 5 nanoseconds of it!
4140:Virus had gone polymorphic, changing faster than a candystriper on bedpan patrol. 
4650:I'd  only  get  one  chance  to  stop  him.   A  chance  named  LANDesk  Virus  Protect.
5010:Say "good night," Vic.
5110:Say! What gives?
5250:Do not attempt to adjust your television set... 
5440:HardDrive! This ain't funny, HardDrive! 
5560:...you've just been whacked by a LANDesk Virus Protect Integrity Shield, that, after administering a clean file sweep,...
5880:Don't make me angry, HardDrive! Do NOT make me angry! 
5950:....is designed to locate and isolate undesirable programs such as, say, your ugly self,
6240:preventing the perpetrator from infecting and corrupting desirable programs such as, say, me.
6540:HARDDRIVE!! YOU LET ME OUTTA HERE OR I'M GONNA DIP YOU IN CHEESE AND USE YOU LIKE A CHEWTOY!!!
6870:Ooh, sounds like somebody needs a nap.
7060:AAARRRR!!!!!  Alright, alright, what do you want? What? You want to know about Port, is that it?
7410:Sing for me, tweety.
7520:You know me. Port ain't my style. I nabbed the labcoat for Mr. Pig. It's all about that big bandwidth thing. 
7930:I'm telling you, man, it was the Pig all along.
8080:Mr. Pig.  The  biggest,  fattest  application  in  all  LANtropolis.  If  that bandwidth  hog  was  involved,  this  case  was  on  the  express  train  to  Uglytown.
8720:Where's the bloatware now?
8840:Don't know. He said somethin' about crashin' a party or somethin.
9090:A party, huh?
9150:That's all I know. So c'mon, HardDrive. I'll be your best friend. Let me outta here, huh?
9460:No dice, Vickey. The Integrity Shield is strictly a one way ticket to the hard yard. 
9770:Mutate all day, but unless there's an opening for a caged monkey at the zoo, you ain't going nowhere. 
10190:HARDDRIVE! I'M GONNA SHAVE YOU LIKE A POODLE!
10420:Yeah, whatever. 
10570:Virus was yesterday's news, but now Mr. Pig was front page. On any other day, I might have had to break a sweat to find the Pig. 
11030:But Virus' little song and dance had given me a hunch like a bellringer. A hunch that sounded a lot like "Central Server."
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