100: Every network tells a story.
300:
1660:LANtropolis. A dead-end, two-bit town, the kind of a place you end up in when the chips are down.
2180:If a file didn't watch himself around here, he'd get dumped faster than a Trekkie on prom night. 
2550: A tough kinda town. A chew up your hopes, spit on your dreams kinda town -  but it's my town. Who am I, you ask?
3100:
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