Hi, you don't know me, and guess what? I threw up today because I have eaten too many Munchkins. Here we go: On my first day of vacation, I woke up, and I went downtown to find a job, and then I hung out in front of the drug store. On my second day of vacation, I woke up, and I went downtown to find a job, and then I hung out in front of the drug store. On my third day of vacation, I woke up, and I went downtown to find a job, and then I got a job keeping people from hanging out in front of the drug store. On my fourth day of vacation, I woke up, and I went to the bathroom and I threw up. Then I went back to bed. On my fi, ack, my friend farted, it smells... The sounds are as follows.... The first sound we can't remember.. The second sound we are not really sure.... The third sound, we're not sure, but its really funny... Ok, that was Mark typing, it's Marc now. I'm the guy who farted. Well anyway, we were bored so we made some doom sounds, we're happy now. We changed EVERY sound in the game. We're proud. And Mark threw up this morning. Anyway, we used a few movies and my computer to make this... Hardware Setup: Pentium 90mhz. NEC 3X CD-ROM 250meg Tape Backup PCI Video 540 Meg IDE HD 340 Meg IDE HD HP LaserJet IIIP Ensoniq SQ2 Tropez Digital 900DX AT&T Digital Answering System Realistic Solid State Stereo Amplifier Zoom 14.4 Modem Roland MT-32 Soundblaser 16bit SCSI-2 Packard Bell Monitor 2 Panasonic Speakers 2 Sony Active Speaker System SRS-88PC Home Made Phone Locking Device Microsoft Mouse Kraft Joystick Intercraft Frame Duofone Two-Line Controller We suggest you try to have the same setup, otherwise we're not sure the sounds will work. We tested it on this system, and it worked fine. We used the movie Tron, I don't remember who made it. Untouchables by Brian De Palma, Reservoir Dogs by Queintin Tarantino, and True Romance by Tony Scott. All great movies except for Tron, Tron sucks. However, we recommend we see the movie Society, I bought it a few days ago and we first watched it last night, it's great. The first half is boring, but keep watching it, the end is unbelievable. Yea, a bunch of rich people melt together in a big orgy in green slime, its great. I think we should list the sounds now? Don't you? Damnit Marc, you are always doing this, we have to show the people the sounds, they are not, well, you can smell like my barf. E-MAIL US: KWIQ@RIPCO.COM (Mark) - the one who throws up MIPPLE@RIPCO.COM (Marc) - the cuter one We would just like to take this time now to say, we are not gay, nor would we want to be. Infact, I just saw one.. Oh well... Ok, we included a batch file for you to run to install the sounds into your doom directory. Just have doom.wad in the same directory as the sound files and the other files in the ZIP and run the replace.bat file. It's not really hard, we're both dorks and we can do it. Ok, if you like this or hate it e-mail us. WE WANT E-MAIL THATS WHY WE MADE THE FILE. I suggest you don't have too many digital sounds channels playing because the game gets VERY noisy. Kind of like passover dinner, or in Marks case 4th of July on his grandmothers nursing home roof. Thanks thats all we have to say to you sucky people. Have a nice day.... -Marc and Mark Well...nice talking you. We'd love to be pen pals with you....please e-mail us....