10) When you hand him your cat, he asks uncomfortably,
"Monkey?"
9) Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove.
8) Big sign in waiting room: No Pets Allowed!
7) Diploma looks a lot like menu from Chinese restaurant.
6) Always saying "I've got a tick in my pants."
5) Sends you a card every spring: "Time for your dog's annual
neutering."
4) First question, "What ails your varmint?"
3) He has a lot of posters up advertising cockfights.
2) He himself wears one of those big funnel shaped dog collars.
1) He bites!
