旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 � "AUTO SAFETY TAKES A SLAP IN THE FACE: HAIR BAGS!" � 쳐컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴캑 � insure that every exposed bit of flesh is scoured. (This method has been � � endorsed by the ASPCA as being safer for stray pets roaming in the path of � � drivers being punished). Other safety features have been suggested to oper-� � ate in tandem or in a series of escalating stages with the HAIR-BAG. In the� � stage proposal, drivers committing violations would be met with various � � escalating punishments culminating in the application of the HAIR-BAG. The � � 1st punishment would force the driver to endure an hour of his mother's � � pre-recorded voice, which would nag him about every mistake he'd ever made � � in his life.; this while the driver was stuck in rush hour traffic. 2nd � � stage might consist of breathing noxious odors which have been recycled � � from the car's own exhaust system, or possibly from the drivers own bodily � � processes. Another stage would set off the car's horn, calling attention to� � the driver's incompetence while permanently erasing the driver's higher & � � lower hearing ranges. The final stage before the HAIR-BAG application � � would consist of spraying the driver's eyes with a solvent, symbolizing � � the person open his eyes. � � � � Whatever the punishment, the HAIR-BAG is an idea whose time has come. � � Look for these and other exciting developments at your local dealer or � � wherever fine auto accessories are sold. � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸