旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 � The Joker's Lair (1) � 쳐컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴캑 � If Men Got Pregnant..... � � * Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay. � � * There'd be a cure for stretch marks. � � * Natural childbirth would be obsolete. � � * Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. � � * All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effective. � � * Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. � � * Men would be eager to talk about commitment. � � * Fathers would demand their sons be home from dates by 10:00 p.m. � � * Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. � � * They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. � � * Most restaurants would list ice cream & pickles as an entree. � � * Women would rule the world. � � � � Rene Descartes walked in a bar & sat down. The barkeep asked if he wanted � � a drink. Rene pondered & said "I think not." & *POOF*, Rene disappeared. � � � � 2 psychologists were talking. One said, "I had breakfast with my mother � � yesterday, & I made a terrible Freudian slip. I meant to ask for the hot � � cross buns, but instead, I said,`YOU BITCH! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!'" � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸