旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커  � HAIL THE QUAYLE Page 62 �  쳐컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴캑  � AUG. 11 - Quayle explains why he favors sending men to Mars: "Mars is �  � essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance from �  � the sun, which is very important, We have seen pictures where there are �  � canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is �  � oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." Spokesman David Beckwith �  � rushes forth, assures public that Quayle "obviously knows there's no �  � water flowing in the canals now." �  � �  � AUG. 17 - Quayle tells Sam Donaldson, "I stand by all the misstatements �  � that I've made." �  � �  � DEC. 6 - Quayle says, "One word sums up probably the responsibility of �  � any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'" �  � �  � 1990 �  � MAR. 11 - Quayle stops at Chilean costal village, buys South American �  � Indian doll with enormous erection. Tells Marilyn, "This is something �  � teenage boys might find of interest." �  � �  � MAR. 23 - "If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure." �  읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸