旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 � 1992 Eeeek Awards!� Page 7 � � 複複複複複 � ------------------------------------------------------ � � 賞栢栢幡 � The "See Ya In '94!" Award: DAN QUAYLE � � 輻栢栢栢霜 � ------------------------------------------------------ � � � 栢栢栢 � � For all his blundering statements, we are really � � 賞栢栢幡 � gonna miss the little guy! Let's face it - there � � 賞幡 � wasn't a heck of a lot to laugh at this year, and � � 蔔白 � Danny sure relieved some tension! In spite of his � � 賽賽賽 � moronic attack on Murphy Brown, he was a guy it was � 냐컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� hard to dislike - laugh at yes, but dislike never! � � -------------------------------------------------------------------------- � � The "Aw Gee Mom! Can't he stay a little longer?" Award: JOHNNY CARSON � � -------------------------------------------------------------------------- � � Whether you liked Johnny or not, whether you like Jay Leno or not... � � Johnny Carson WAS The Tonight Show. He was an American Institution in � � his own right, and tears were brought to so many of us when he retired. � � I think we sort of thought of him as immortal, and when HE retired, we all � � realized how old we were getting, and that everything must eventually end. � � -------------------------------------------------------------------------- � � The "Quitters Never Win..." Award: ROSS PEROT � � -------------------------------------------------------------------------- � � He had it all & lost it all. What more can we say? � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸