旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 � 1992 Eeeek Awards!� Page 6 � � 複複複複複 � ------------------------------------------------------ � � 賞栢栢幡 � "Look at me! Look at me!" Award: MADONNA � � 輻栢栢栢霜 � ------------------------------------------------------ � � � 栢栢栢 � � Every year that goes by, it doesn't seem like she � � 賞栢栢幡 � will be able to outdo herself... yet she never seems � � 賞幡 � to quit. This year her big seller was the book "SEX" � � 蔔白 � - banned in several countries. Madonna, in her so � � 賽賽賽 � infinite wisdom seem to take this as a compliment, � 냐컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� but we have to ask: Do you really want attention that � � badly? And don't you have anything other than primal animal instinct to � � offer? Heck, we KNOW you have breasts, but do you have anything else??? � � -------------------------------------------------------------------------- � � "Is It Live, Or Is It Publicity?" Award: WOODY ALLEN � � -------------------------------------------------------------------------- � � I'm sorry, but we HAVE to ask! Considering the great scandal that hit not � � only the rag sheets but legit publications as well, seemed to coincide � � with the release of "Husbands & Wives" - We just are having trouble with � � this. Whether Woody overstepped his parental bounds with a step child, � � or whether he really is a child molester, we may never know. What we DO � � know is that some ad-man out there undoubtedly got paid big bucks for the � � secret leak that started this publicity. Some things are just TOO close... � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸