旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 � Behind The HeadLines! Page 17 � 쳐컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴캑 � HeadLine: U.S. Created 6.8 Million Secrets in 1990 � � Story: The U.S. federal government believes it created 6.8 million secrets� � in 1990 according to an official report filed. However, the re- � � port notes that it can not be totally accurate due to government � � secrecy. � � � � HeadLine: Bored With Job, Resigns � � Story: A Supreme Court Justice resigned his position when it was reported � � he was so bored with his job he was reading a book during a robbery� � trial. � � � � HeadLine: No Suit And Tie, Jailed! � � Story: A man appeared in the Washington State Court of Appeals without a � � suit or tie being worn. When the judge ordered him to come back � � wearing a suit and tie the man refused. The judge found the man � � in contempt of court and sentenced him to 12 days in jail. When � � the case was appealed the court upheld the judges ruling. � � � � Do you have a funny story you want published in Eeeek BITS! Write us: � � Eeeek Publishing, P O Box 331, Manhattan Beach, CA 90266 � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸