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@WINDOWS.LIS       - More Tag Lines Related to Windows 3.0x
@IHATEBW.LIS       - "I hate Blue Wave" Tag Lines!
@STOLEN.LIS        - Tag Lines you STOLE!
Silver Xpress!...... Don't leave home without it!
Silver Xpress!...... Simply more bang for your bucks!
Silver Xpress!...... Now 100% QWK Compatible! More bang for your bucks!
Silver Xpress....... Not Just Another Off-Line Mail System <tm>!
Silver Xpress!...... Don't leave home without it!
Silver Xpress!...... Don't Read Mail Without it!
Silver Xpress!...... The Far East pirate's choice!
Silver Xpress!...... Pioneering Off-line Mail Technology!
Xpress Yourself!
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Strike it RICH, with Silver Xpress!
Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
What Bug! I left behind the roaches in New York!
Oh never mind!
Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!
Press F1 to Reboot
If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same!
If you're not the lead dog, the view can be very interesting!
Silver Xpress makes it's motion picture debut as the "The Emailator"!
I'm too sexy! You know what I mean!
I'm too sexy for this conference!
Protected Mode Xpress! It's hot!
I married the Mail Lady!
Who Killed Superman?
Every Silver lining has a clone around it.
