"It got so I'd have to do some DOS during the weekdays. After a while I couldn't even wake up in the morning without that craving to do DOS. Then it started af fecting my job. I would just have to do it during my break. Maybe a Mode command or two. I eventually started doing DOS just to get through the day. Of course, it screwed up my mind so much that I couldn't even function as a normal cat. DOS got me fired from my job."
"I'm lucky today. I've overcome my DOS problem. It wasn't easy. If you're smart, just don't start. Remember, if a weirdo in a blue suit offers you some DOS, just say no."