WARNING!

	These articles may cause you to laugh, go insane, or throw
 iron spikes at your grandmother.  The author refuses to take any
responsibility for this strange behavior, and advises you to see a
competent therapist before proceeding.  Read them at your own risk.
If you can't do that, then read them at somebody else's risk.

	This collection contains over 71,000 words.  It turns out that
approximately 80 of them are "swear words."  There are also a few sexual
innuendos and vague references to toaster ovens.  If these sorts of things
offend you... well, you have been warned.