"Humour The Computer" is an anthology of computer-related humor
collected by Andrew Davison (University of Melbourne, Australia).  It is
scheduled to be published by Addison-Wesley in early 1994.

	The article given here is the original, as posted on USENET.
The version in the book is slightly toned down for a more general
audience.

	[Update:  At the last minute, Andrew Davison rejected several
articles that he had already accepted, and unfortunately this was one
of the articles.  Quite rude, eh?]