DEEP SPACE NINE: "A Simple... " - REV. 1/20/97 - TEASER        4.

2A   CONTINUED:

					BASHIR
			According to Felix, it's worth the 
			wait. He said it's the most 
			elaborate program he's ever 
			designed.

					DAX
			What parts do we get to play?

					BASHIR
				(off PADD) 
			You, Jadzia, will be Lady 
			Wantsomore, a beautiful socialite 
			who's been brainwashed to 
			assassinate the Queen of England.

					DAX
				(delighted) 
			Somebody stop me.

					O'BRIEN
			What about me?

					BASHIR
				(off PADD) 
			Odo plays Nigel Dunlap, a former 
			agent who comes out of retirement 
			to help me foil this diabolical 
			plot.

					DAX
				(to Odo) 
			Perfect.

					BASHIR
			I play --

					O'BRIEN 
			We know who you play, Julian. 
			What about me?

					BASHIR 
			You're Falcon, of course.

					O'BRIEN 
			Falcon? Again? I'm tired of 
			being the bad guy.

					DAX
			But you're so good at it.