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          DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - TEASER           4.

3    CONTINUED:

					O'BRIEN
			The Battle of Clontarf. You and 
			me and a thousand stalwart Irish 
			warriors against a ravening hoard 
			of Vikings. It's like the Battle 
			of Britain, only with swords.

					BASHIR
			Why do you get to be the High 
			King?

					O'BRIEN
			I'm a direct descendant of King 
			Brian Boru.
				(a beat)
			Besides... it's my program.

	Bashir sees that O'Brien will brook no argument.

					BASHIR
			I suppose it's only fair.

	O'Brien and Bashir EXIT up the stairs.

4    NEW ANGLE

	On ROM, who is working behind the bar, moaning and 
	meticulously mixing a very complicated drink with lots 
	of exotic ingredients. QUARK joins him, scanning the 
	bar with a worried look. Business is light and there 
	are no Bajorans present.

					QUARK
				(re: Rom's moan)
			I know exactly how you feel.
				(a curse)
			The Bajoran Time of Cleansing. 
			Could someone explain to me why 
			the Bajorans need to abstain from 
			worldly pleasures for an entire 
			month? I mean, it's not like 
			they're a bunch of hedonistic 
			holosuite-obsessed drunkards to 
			begin with.

	Rom moans.

					QUARK
				(without looking at him)
			No use moaning about it.